i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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