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  (858): View more from California

  I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.

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  (858): I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association. http://tfl.nu/vbvm
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  (541): View more from Oregon

  Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading

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  (541): Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading http://tfl.nu/n2uf
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.

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  Some perfection is debatable.

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  (720): Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday. (303): Some perfection is debatable. http://tfl.nu/oliz
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.

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  (517): Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity. http://tfl.nu/x1wn
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  (901): View more from Tennessee

  He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.

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  (901): He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas. http://tfl.nu/264e
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister

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  i hate you

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  (330): so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister (216): i hate you http://tfl.nu/9cj0
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  (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.

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  (859): I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college. http://tfl.nu/f01w
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  (209): View more from California

  She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.

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  (209): She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge. http://tfl.nu/14lm
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  (210): View more from Texas

  i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon

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  (210): i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon http://tfl.nu/oe7m
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  (214): View more from Texas

  Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life

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  (214): Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life http://tfl.nu/rhcn
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  (212): View more from New York

  Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.

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  (212): Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower. http://tfl.nu/5646
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  (219): View more from Indiana

  Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon

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  (219): Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon http://tfl.nu/lp84
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going

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  (847): well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going http://tfl.nu/vq9c
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  (574): View more from Indiana

  Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world

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  (574): Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world http://tfl.nu/cii5
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  (828): View more from North Carolina

  As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess

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  (828): As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess http://tfl.nu/1a90
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