All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It's shark week go big or go home
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?