Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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