I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
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Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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