I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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