He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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