Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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