I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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