Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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