but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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