my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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