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He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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