His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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