I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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