we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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