Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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