why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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