But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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