they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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