Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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