last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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