Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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