What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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