hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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