Dignity is for republicans.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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