so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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