I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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