The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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