Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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