My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
