Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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