he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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