so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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