he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
she smelled like a LAN party
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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