a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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