Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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