i was born a porn star she said
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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