doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Randomize
