My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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