At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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