I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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