he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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