whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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