who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
BRING THE BAGELS
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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