What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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