So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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