I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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