hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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