what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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