i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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