You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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