i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You ate ashes out of my bong
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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