even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
there is puke in my bra ... again
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