sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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