It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
FUCK WHALES
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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