i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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