Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
It's blow job season.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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